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23Apr/092

The truth about working in the IT industry

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spent the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute ….

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  1. 10. you have to work in cool and dark places
    Just like a prostitute.
    11. You are getting highest amount of salary but unable to explain your work
    Just like a prostitute.

  2. 12. You are used to start your day late, due to late night ‘bangs’
    Just like a prostitute
    13. You need to find ways to keep yourself awake late nights, so as to not fall asleep at ‘work’
    Just like a prostitute


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